I have heard some jokes going around, so I'll show you a few.
Q1: what dance does a frog do?
A: hip hop
Q2: What is the difference between a train and a teacher?
A: the teacher says spit out your gum, the train says "CHEW CHEW''
Q3:what time do you go on a trampoline?
A: "spring'' time!
Q4: why do humming birds hum?
A: because they forgot what to say!
BRAIN TEASERS
Q5: If a man is born in Alabama, grows up in Alaska, vacations in Albania, and dies in Africa, what is he?
A: dead
Q6: four men dove into a swimming pool, but only three of them got their hair wet. Why?
A: one of them was bald!
Q7: Sam turned off his bedroom light and went to bed. the light switch is at least 10 feet away, yet Sam got into bed before the room got dark. how is this possible?
A: It was still daylight, the room wouldn't be dark for hours.
BIG QUESTION!!
Q8: What is big and slimy, smells really bad, has bubbles on its head, 82 eyes, seven mouths, a green shirt, and sings the blues?
A: you tell me, because I don't know.
have fun!!!!!!!!!!
2 comments:
Groaning over some of these, Syd. :)
hey Sydney....I read your mums blog so though I would come see yours. I am from new zealand. I used to live in Canada, I lived in the okanagan valley, not that far from you really.
Keep up the great blog.
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